Where o' where has my little Rage gone? Oh where, oh where could He be? Stupid-ass self done made His 'puter go half-splits. DOH. Forgive me... I have not forgotten my loving masses, and I shall be returning to bask in your loving praise soon, my children. :-) Be good to yourselves, and each other. Ah hell... be good to others so they come back for seconds >=)

"The other day, as I was preparing myself for sexual intercourse, my esteemed partner laguhed at me. As I bared my purple-headed pagan to God and creation, she said unto me-- Who are you going to please with that? As she thought this would lessen my enthusiasm, I was very happy to disappoint her. So in my most polite mannerism, I responded with-- ME BITCH"