Monday... never is there such a word that strikes more fear into the heart of cube-monkeys. We dispise Mondays. So be it. Monday is here, nothing to do but suck it up and deal with it I guess. Ah well, life goes on... unfortunately.

NyQuil NyQuil NyQuil, we love you.. you giant fucking Q!! Ever down a bottle of NyQuil? Drink a whole bottle of that stuff, try ta spell NyQuil backwards and your in a coma before you get to the giant f**king Q! You people are all wrong. You're so gung-ho about all the illegal drugs in this world and you sell NyQuil over the counter!?! All us NyQuil lovers don't like the new pansy-ass flavors.. gimme the fuckin' green death flavor! YEAH!!!! Who likes green death? HA!!!!!

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Life grumbles slowly on, towards bigger and better things, and I am happy to get moving. Perhaps if I tried pushing, instead of riding, I might get places faster, who knows? either way we continue to plod on towards nothing-ness with our heads in the clouds, only the occasional goth truly understands and embraces what we are marching towards. My point is this, I am going to have fun... if everyone else thinks they have to goose-step to the whim of society, thats fine... not me, if I wanna tap-dance down the road of life, who is honestly really going to stop me? It's my world, my life, and my damn shoes. What does it matter if I got a smile when I get to wherever it is we're going? Perhaps I'll get there sooner... perhaps I'll never die at all. I don't know. and don't really care. I would like to be pleasantly suprised if I do happen to kick the proverbial bucket. I don't wanna be lying in a bed somewhere with some young intern wiping my ass.

Another cold day in hell...work like slaves so we can live like rats. Everyone hates their job, the routine. They regret waking up, going to work, sitting in their little cell, and staring at the lifeless box in front of them. Produce, manfacture, build, create all for someone else. An empty enitiy called the corporation. We need you. You need them, but they don't need you. Low morale? Take the afternoon off, but be back at 6 am tomorrow. Did you get the memo about the TPS reports? The report that is meaningless and will not change the world in any way, shape or form. A simple report that must be perfect everytime so we can throw away all the hard work you put into it. That's life. Birth, school, work, death. Nothing else.

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No no no, bite ME, I insist. Please??? that might feel really good. The Drakeman cometh. Welcome to the Rage, Drake.

getting laid... this is always a good thing. I like to get laid!

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man, this job sucks, i'm waiting for my eyes to start bleeding. staring at this computer for eight hours a day is making my mind numb. i'm waiting to forget how to breathe. digging my own hole. i don't get it, a good job, but i can't see any future in it. training here requires you to think and be smart, but the second you hit the floor, thinking here becomes obsolete. no logic, in this logic.

Well whaddya know... another Tuesday... today is quality day at the zoo. God I love being a cube-monkey. It's SO rewarding. Thank you for calling Roadrunner technical support, this is Rage, how may I help you? Don't you just love it? I can help you with your issue. If for some reason I cannot, I will get you into contact with someone who can. One more time "We DO NOT run scandisk on this account." For those who didnt hear me, "We DO NOT run scandisk on this account." Everything you do on the phone should be polite and professional. Let the customer HEAR you smile. The customer can hear your fear. Do not let the customer run over you. You ARE the computer genius. Take control of the call. Do not forget to use WE words. As in we, us, lets, we're. We are going to do the exact thing we have the customer do. Anyways... write again soon.

Lets take account of where we are. Just moved, new job, big metroplex. allright! Anyways... sorry for the lapse in posting my friends. Been REAL busy. But hopefully now things will settle back down a bit. Getting a cable modem for lotso bandwidth. ::shudders:: Gonna be setting up a live view into my life. I'm going to use refreshing web cams in most of the rooms in my apartment, with a floating live stream that will be moving around frequently to follow the most intresting parts. This should be done in around 3 months. Working on the HTML now. Soon enough the web page will be up and I will give the url here. Anyways... more info on that TBA. Life is goin good, sex life is booming, but the weather is sucky. If you would actually CARE about the weather near me, you can get a forecast here.

Allright. life settles down a bit more now.