And introducing the Maraculus man himself... he's really not as stupid as he looks. Call it an exercise in java scripting. Never seen a page go inverted because of a little "&". Oh well off to the races we travel. Today we realized that all matter is merely energy condensed into small particles that vibrate extremely slowly and life is merely a dream or it's imagionation of ourselves... here's Tom with the weather. :-)

What... are you trying to tell us something Romello? I thought so... go see a doctor my friend, he can help you out.. last time I heard he had a sharp pocket knife... :-)

Can some 1 tell me how they clean under the foreskin of an un-circumsized penis??!!

Well....Well......Well......From the mouth of a beloved street poet....GODDAMN I'M GLAD YA'LL SET IT OFF.... this is the 1 true king......the lord of the fettish world *smilz* call me god!! dammit!!

A goot friend of mine sent me a greeting card today, tankies! Work on the page is slowly progressing. This page is just a single stop on my site that I am working on. "Ride of the Valkyries playing softly in the background" Here comes the meandering ramble of the rage... First off, who gave the elephant the authority to violate the senate's automotive service center? I would really like to know what his majesty was dreaming about as the frog played cribbage to the wee hours of the day. Come on, damnit! Where'd the black sunshine come from? These things begin to hurt the trees of thought inside my carrot. Secondly, as fast as the tinsel can eat it's way through the emotions of the city street, why can't we begin to overload the hydrogen in the soul? Seems to me like the currency that we value so much could lose us some sense of fantasy. But no, we continue daydreaming about paper airplanes and roses. Last and least, what is the difference between Al Gore and a puppy? After two weeks the puppy opens his eyes and stops whining. :-) Take care world... (exit the rage stage left)

Your quite welcome. May I add a few of my own? Okay cock, cunt, suck, scat, snuff, watersports, cars, college, sex, lyrics. These will greatly enhance our appearance in search engines. Thank you. :-)

To be... or not to be... that is the question. CARPE THIS! Hiyas everyone, time for more scripting fun today. Today we are going to tear this poor little template apart and add all sorts of new things. Allready added my hit counter. Added an e-mail Rage link. But to day I'm thinking of taking my page into the pastel color pallette...

Well as with the rest of my life... tommorow is going to be a big disappointment. Once again I'm going to have to miss something I want to see. Limp Bizkit and Godsmack are in Reunion arena tommrow night and I can't find ANYONE to go with me. Last Friday I missed Type-O Negative.. I even had tickets! A coupla weeks before that it was Jars of Clay. Damnit.. I'm going to put an add on the net "Hard core party type person seeks accompanyment to various concerts and clubs. Applicants are preferred female." The rage goes rambling off into the web singing something about a lovely bunch of coconuts....

well damn... went to register my domain name and someone TOOK it! oh I'm pissed. I've used that name for almost 8 years now, and someone has registered all three (systemrage.com .net .org). Those bastards. They better use a damn good firewall if they ever decide to get off their collective asses and use it, whoever they may be. I always hated people that have to take MY originality and steal it for their own use. Call me possesive, call me selfish, you can even call me an asshole if it makes you feel okay. Oh well enough of that rant I suppose. On to the next rant. Here's an idea a friend of mine had. He decided he wanted to make some money on the internet so he decided to sell his attention. You give him $10 and he'd pay attention to you for ten minutes. That simple. I'm going to take this idea and run with it. I want to use varying levels of attention. If I just turn an ear towards you, $10. If I have to LOOK at you, why thats $20. And if by chance you actually want me to respond? That gets a bit pricey at $50/10 minutes with a $3 charge per "uh huh". Just a little food for thought...

ya know what? screw it.. don't feel like playing with java right now... sooo... just iggy-nore the little check box down there, it doesnt work anyways. I'mma deal with it later.. I'll clean up the page just a bit, but I'm not going to delete any posts... this way you can get an insight to myself just a bit

Welllll can't seem to get my checkbox to work.. lemme try one more thing...

anyone like to loan me some cash? ohhhh just about $30k... need it to get all my flight training and certificates and endorsements. as of right now, I've got my private pilots license. This is the little birdie I fly in most of the time But sometimes I take this one... I'm trying to get into this baby... but at a cool $20 million... it'll be a while...

Well upon the idea of a good friend... I'm here "Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man... of wealth and taste" Well.. taste anyway. "Hello... is there anybody out there? Just nod if you can hear me... is there anyone at all?" As you can tell I'm a huge music fan. Let me tell you a little about myself... 21/parrot/never-neverland satisfied? Goot! now on to my life and thoughts... who gives a FUCK about recounts... I wanna take a vote to stop the recounts... and if I lose, I WANNA DAMN RECOUNT! Okay... enough with that... LoL Did I happen to mention that I met ole Mr. Bush Senior this weekend? even the old MAN was bitchin about recounts. Work is calling me at the moment... be back in a bit.

Well here I am... first post.. lets see if it works..